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I didn’t post anything for few months now, I know I know…I’ve been busy with dealing personal things in life. Some ups and downs, but things are getting better now. Oh yeah, I’m 28 years old now. It was my birthday on Sunday and I couldn’t be happier that I celebrated it with few of my friends that I adore and cherish.

As I’m getting older, I realize that friendship is not the same like how it used to be when I was a little kid or an annoying teenager. I wanted to be popular back in the days, so the more friends that I had was the better for me. Now, I’m closer to 30 years old, I realized that I don’t have to stay friends with people that don’t appreciate my effort and energy to be friends with them.

I don’t have to have 100000000000 friends. I don’t have to hang out with people that only can talk about themselves and nothing else. I don’t have to keep friendship bond with people who I called and left messages, but don’t bother to call me back or at least text message me back. I don’t have to keep waiting for people who just want to hang out when they don’t have anything else better to do or their “regular” friends are busy that day. I can say no to all of that and still be happy. I have few friends now that I hang out with at least once a week. Friends who share the same value, enjoying the same things, drama free, and not self absorb human beings. People who call back or text message me back when they got my miss calls.

I am happy with the relationship that I have with people around me at the moment and I hope they are happy with their relationships with me, if not I will hold a town hall meeting to discuss this issue.

Happy Memorial Day

I can’t believe that we are having a Memorial Day weekend already. I remember, I looked at my calendar at work in January after New Year’s day and thought to myself how long it will be until I can get another three days weekend. Now, here we are. It’s been a tough five months without another extra day to relax.

Also, the weather is getting nicer here in Portland. Sunshine and blue sky are here to stay hopefully for a while. The perfect time to barbecue. I think the only thing that I miss from not living in the suburbs is having an apartment with a patio or deck. I live in the inner city of Portland and there’s no patio, so I can’t really have a mean big grill to use for bbq. I rely on the good George Foreman grill. I suppose, I can bring the grill outside with an extended cords and make an outdoor bbq that way. So I can fit in with the rest of people who are bbq-ing, eating, and drinking outside.

This morning, I was driving on a busy street of Portland, and a guy on a red pick up truck was driving like a yeehaw jackass. He passed me, he sped up, and then he tilt to the left, he tilt to the right. His truck was full of patriotic stickers from our amazing American flag, to support the troops sticker, and the infamous McCain-Palin sticker. Nothing else will make your morning much better than watching a drunk red neck tried to drive straight on early Saturday morning. There will be more of that, this long weekend.

Happy Memorial Day, y’all! Have a safe and relaxing weekend!

I’m wasting my time …

Day by day checking out these awesome blogs/sites, check them out:

http://www.seriouseats.com : You can find recipes, participate in their talk threads, reading about food news and more.

http://www.awkwardfamilyphotos.com : Funny funny awkward family photos. Lots of mullets, uncomfortable poses, and more.

http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com : Cakes gone wrong.

http://hospitalfood.tumblr.com : Pictures of hospital food from around the world. Yummeh…

http://www.failblog.org : Fail!

http://www.icanhascheezburger.com : LOL Cats in action.

http://www.thisiswhyyourefat.com : Note some of the pictures can cause nausea..they are just that good.

http://youknowyoudeadazzwrong.blogspot.com/ : Wrong, wrong, wrong!

Oh no, I’m watching this junk TV show, and I like it.

Train wreck tv! Yes!

Ricki Lake’s Charm School on VH1 is my new junk tv guilty pleasure. I admitted it that I watched Rock of Love Bus of Love tour and I hated it. Those girls were too feisty and wayyyy too slutty even more than Bret Michaels himself and there’s no way they are there to win his slutty heart. I’m happy that VH1 brought me the Ricki Lake’s Charm School and put the craziest, skankiest, psychoest, drunkest Rock of Love girls mix with Real Chance of Love girls. I’ve never seen Real Chance of Love, but so far on the first episode they seem more collected than Rock of Love skanks. The main goal of the show is to make these crazy bitches to be honorable and charming women (like that will ever happen).

I couldn’t believe that Ricki Lake is doing this show and she’s even the executive producer of the show. I don’t know if she could pull it of as good as Sharon Osbourne from the first season of Charm School. Ricki Lake is more like a mother figure than a headmistress. I can’t imagine Ricki Lake is spanking a bad kid at school.

Well, so far I only catched the first episode and it’s already a messy episode. Drunk Beverly got expelled because she pulled Porn star Brandi Starr’s blonde flat hair. A lot of anger, screaming, yelling, slurring, drooling, and no Bret Michaels in sight, hell yeah!

Summer Time = Douche Bags Time

These past few days, sure feels like summer arrived in Portland. I like the warm weather, but not too warm. I like to wear cute summer clothes ranging from tank top, t-shirts, shorts, capris, dresses, and skirts. My work environment is pretty casual. We can wear jeans, t-shirt, shorts, flip flops, as long as they will cover your body. Meaning no bikinis, speedos, thongs, bras, and lingeries allowed.

So today, I wore my brown tank top (the wife beater style) and my brown shorts to work. My shorts was knee high length shorts. They weren’t Daisy Dukes’ shorts, my legs are huge like trees and not in the vertical way, but more like horizontal way. I have big fat legs, so I only wear knee high length shorts. Besides, I was at work. Anyway, to make long story short, I spotted douche bags on my way to work from my lunch time.

I was walking pretty fast and there was this “Laughing Planet Restaurant” grocery delivery service truck came from opposite direction and two douches were whistling at me and made this “aw aw aw…” *whistle whistle* noises. I looked straight at them and I gave them my middle finger. I didn’t wear anything inappropriate and I know that my sexy lady lumps were covered. There ain’t nothing there for you, buddy. Douche bags just know how to make women feel uncomfortable and made them want to punch someone on the face.

News that I don’t care to know about for this week:

* Any news related to Miss Nudie California Carrie Prejean

Miss Nudie California

Her 15 minutes of fame is up since two weeks ago. So what if she’s pro “opposite marriage” and at the same time she likes to show the world her titties and more? It’s not news for anyone that a “particular party” supporters are two faces and not very clear on their agendas. News media really need to stop whoring Miss Nudie California, she doesn’t need another pimp. Clearly, she did that to herself very well.

* Any news related to Kate from John & Kate + 8

The real Octo Mom

I had enough junk news about John from “John & Kate +8″ since two months ago and lately our beloved magazines and tabloids are starting to whoring Kate. The whiny and bitchy wife of John who allegedly has an affair with her bodyguard after having a reality show on TLC and trying to raise eight kids at the same time. OOOO shocking. Seriously, give it a rest people. The show is a joke, these people are selfish, and seems like no one cares that they have eight kids. Just a suggestion to TLC, maybe you should start pitching in for “+8 without John & Kate” for the new show.

* Any news related to Swine Flu.

kiss the piggy

It’s a flu. People die from flu. Nothing new. End it please.